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This snap taken from VW Website "Build your TROC" page. Is there something coming to propulsion systems than VAG haven't told us about?
 

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You just didn't add tyres in the option's section 🤷‍♂️
Four tyres and a spare wheel kit are now optional extras 😂
 
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You just didn't add tyres in the option's section 🤷‍♂️
Four tyres and a spare wheel kit are now optional extras 😂
How very true, Mr Bongo. Used to be family joke when thinking about choosing a VW, dealer saying, "Oh, you mean you actually want wheels with it?, oh and seats? I thought it was a rubber shortage adding to the chip shortage 😊
 
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I think that model uses a Flux Capacitor rather than tyres, and it also comes with a special clock but you have to drive at 88 mph before it works o_O
 

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they are from the ACTIVE version
Yes I recognize them from pictures I have seen that appear to come from a VW factory 😉
 

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I think that model uses a Flux Capacitor rather than tyres, and it also comes with a special clock but you have to drive at 88 mph before it works o_O
Just make sure you’ve charged it to 1.21 jigowatts. Great Scott!
 

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Thanks, Impala. I originally thought it was gravity plating in the floor where the batteries ought to be. But I guess the graviton generator might have been a radiation hazard.
Mr T-Roc is en-route to UK right now so I have asked dealer whether he can retrofit the new "suspension".
 

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I bet it is coming by transporter .... (high) beam me up Scotty. Keep it well polished to avoid Klingons and make sure punctures are Vulcanised !
 
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Just heard that deliveries delayed because of galactic shortage of dilithium crystals. Also, satnav has proved unable to follow the Prime Directive.
 

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I think that model uses a Flux Capacitor rather than tyres, and it also comes with a special clock but you have to drive at 88 mph before it works o_O
You have to pay extra for the clock. You can buy one in the shop....when it's working ;)
 

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We could have a Mr Data plug and a turbo lift seat height adjustment. And the adjustable boot floor provides deep space, nein ?
 

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Joking (almost) aside, got new T-ROC last week and it actually feels like it has anti-grav. Put it into "comfort" mode and it floats along most comfortably. A great relief to my knackered backbone after the Mini's brick-based suspension.
 
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